he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
