So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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