Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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