sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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