K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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