She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
