if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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