Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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