Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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