it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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