She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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