i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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