Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize