Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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