He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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