ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
