I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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