You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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