you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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