I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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