i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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