you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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