Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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