On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.