Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.