I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.