I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just gargled with NyQuil
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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