the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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