My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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