He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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