My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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