Me too!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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