I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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