Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.