I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..