Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?