Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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