just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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