Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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