I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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