why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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