I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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