i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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