Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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