Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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