and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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