Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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