Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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