They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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