i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
