All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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