Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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