Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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