Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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