if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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