I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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