when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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