Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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