My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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