So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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