FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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